Suavi
funnyandhilarious:

Dealing pot in public »
funnyandhilarious:

These Candles Are Glorious »

Amen
Clara: I was being funny.
Danny: Why?
Clara: I do that.
Danny: Why?
Clara: I don't know.

He’ll get us out of here. The d i f f i c u l t part is not killing him before he can.

But they’re.. Punny

dadsamoviecritic:

Marlene Dietrich and Charles Chaplin.

dadsamoviecritic:

Marlene Dietrich and Charles Chaplin.

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

funnyandhilarious:

My one roommate always pulls this on me »